oh hey everyone i won’t be on for about 12 days. going on a trip with my mom and sis. if you need to contact me during this time then you can email me at my school email (it’s the only one that i check bc it updates to my phone).
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- parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
- me: this is my design
Anthropology graduates at California State University San Marcos host a “Cowboys and Indians Graduation Party”
http://newspaperrock.bluecorncomics.com/2013/06/anthropology-students-dressed-as-indians.htmlWOW, this is NOT how you even remotely anthropology. Are you kidding me?
Can I revoke their diplomas?
Way to use those anthropology degrees to do exactly what you spent FOUR YEARS learning NOT to do.
Cowboys and Indians? Seriously? I hope they feel embarrassed, that’s damn embarrassing.
Dear Anthro Foxes:
This is exactly how you DON’T Anthropology.
Just don’t. Ever. Stop it. Stop it right now.
- most girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup
- me: brown hair, starfleet regulation uniform, medical license, alcohol, annoying best friend. dammit jim i'm a doctor
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
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there’s a fucking million-dollar industry which revolves around producing lesbian fetish porn for exclusively male audiences and instead of getting upset about that you’re choosing to shit your pants because some teenage girls on the internet write fanfiction about kirk and spock
look at your life look at your choices
asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
you
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo back to you
and say
you do not have to be if you don’t want to
it is not your job
both will feel right
one will feel better
she will only understand the first
when she wants to cut her hair off
or wear her brother’s clothes
you will feel the words in your
mouth like marbles
you do not have to be pretty if you don’t want to
it is not your job”
its the end of the conference
suddenly, the lights dim
“we have a special announcement…”
Gabe Newell steps out on stage, and on the projector behind him, a massive “3” slowly fades in
at this point, the crowd is going fucking WILD, screaming and cheering
an “E” pops up very quickly next to the “3” that’s on the projector
“hope you all had fun tonight at e3! haha. See you next year!”
Gabe gets shot.
(via scienceyeah)
holy shit
i never noticed when dr. facilier sings “friends on the other side” when he puts that skull mask on his face he wipes it off of his hat
look!
http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141
this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word.
“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)
For any Muslim followers.
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-DeForest Kelley[on his deathbed to William Shatner]
from http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001420/bio
Rest In Peace Deforest Kelley, 20/01/1920-11/6/1999
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